8 Facts list!!!

Tagged by swarwar :)

to Post 8 facts about me that you don't know and then tag 8 people!!

it is hard for me to write this list cuz I'm not that interesting person :P
but I managed to pull out 8 things that I think could be interesting!!

1. My age in paper is 2 years more than my real age!!

2. I did some stupid ass photo shoot last summer "nude"... pls dont ask why :)

3. I cant sleep in a room if the door open..you can wake me up by let it open..I
dont know I'll wake up even if you didnt make any noise!!??

4. last year in high school I was playing football on friday that was 2morrow is math final exam!!!

5. I had my first kiss when I was 14!! ;)

6. I have a thing for blending... I blend anything together just for the heck of it!!

7. I went to bartending school for 2 weeks...I'm not that much of drinker :)

8. I had full body sun burns cuz I slept on the beach last summer...it took me 3 months to recover!!!

Done...

tagging other??!! sorry but I dont know that much new bloggers so whoever not got tagged pls listen to me YOU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN TAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEDDDD!!!

A Perfect Woman and A Perfect Man

Once upont a time, at a perfect Christmas party, there was a perfect meeting between a perfect man and a perfect woman. They went on a perfect date, and after a perfect courtship, they celebrated a perfect wedding. Their life together was - of course - perfect.

Then, one snowy Christmas Eve, the perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a steep winding road. They noticed a man at the side of the road calling for help. Of course - being the perfect couple - they stopped to see if they could help.

There, at the side of the road, stood father Christmas, with a huge sack full of toys. The perfect couple - not wanting to destroy the magic of Christmas - bundles Father Christmas and his sack into their car, and drove off to start delivering the presents.

The driving conditions were poor, and only ten minutes down the road there was a serious car accident. Unfortunately, only one of the occupants survived.



Who was the survivor?

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Of course, the survivor was the perfect woman. Everybody knows that Father Christmas and a Perfect Man don't exist.

Women, finish here.

Men, keep Scrolling.




































Well you seem if there is no perfect man and no Father Christmas, it must have been the woman that was driving. This would explain why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this brings up another point: women never listen!

"How You Remind Me"

Never made it as a wise man

I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing

Tired of living like a blind man

I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling

And this is how you remind me

This is how you remind me

Of what I really am

This is how you remind me

Of what I really am



It's not like you to say sorry

I was waiting on a different story

This time I'm mistaken

for handing you a heart worth breaking

and I've been wrong, i've been down,

been to the bottom of every bottle

these five words in my head

scream "are we having fun yet?"



yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no

yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no



it's not like you didn't know that

I said I love you and I swear I still do

And it must have been so bad

Cause living with me must have damn near killed you



And this is how, you remind me

Of what I really am

This is how, you remind me

Of what I really am



It's not like you to say sorry

I was waiting on a different story

This time I'm mistaken

for handing you a heart worth breaking

and I've been wrong, i've been down,

been to the bottom of every bottle

these five words in my head

scream "are we having fun yet?"



yet, yet, yet, no, no

yet, yet, yet, no, no

yet, yet, yet, no, no

yet, yet, yet, no, no



Never made it as a wise man

I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing

And this is how you remind me

This is how you remind me

This is how you remind me

Of what i really am

This is how you remind me

Of what i really am



It's not like you to say sorry

I was waiting on a different story

This time I'm mistaken

for handing you a heart worth breaking

and I've been wrong, i've been down,

been to the bottom of every bottle

these five words in my head

scream "are we having fun yet?"

yet, yet

are we having fun yet [3x]

A Chemical Analysis!!!

ELEMENT:
Women
SYMBOL:
Wo
DISCOVERER:
Adam
ATOMIC MASS:
Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
OCCURRENCES:
Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing; freezes w/o known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously w/o prior warning and for no apparent reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but actively increases greatly in saturation of alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a betta specimen
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other

H0o0o0o0o0o0o0o00o0o0oT!!!!

yaaaa 3alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam its getting fuckin HOT now a days.... its CRAZY HOT today its 63 in my car WTF!!!!

this is BS for sure :)